what superpowers do you have?

[kellychaos]

With his face exposed to a radioactive jock-strap thrown viciously in his face by an uncaring football team captain, the formerly scrawny equipment manager soon realized that he was developing amazing locker room skills. Among them are being able to squeeze his whole body into a gym locker and being able to towel-snap a fly into two pieces. Quickly he became the hero of the underdeveloped nerds of his gym class and from that day forward was known as:

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TOWEL BOY!!