Why is Comedy Central roasting Pamela fucking Anderson?

[Dupes]

The night that the roast of Pamela Anderson was on, I was watching that Pauly Shore show, Minding the Store on TBS. There's something wrong in this country when the only alternative to a ridicilious roast of a Pamela Anderson is to watch a show with another nobody like Pauly Shore (who in that episode was also being roasted at the Comedy Club) I should have just masturbated on the internet like I planned that night instead of watching anything.