Why is Comedy Central roasting Pamela fucking Anderson?

[Zbu Manowar]

The saddest thing about the whole CC roast is that Pam Anderson is now a sad leather carpet with two implants glued on. She's gotten constantly uglier and is going to be one of those annoying sad Mae West types who keeps thinking she's fuckable when she's way past her prime. The good thing? She's got Hep C and might not make it to the point where she's the world's sluttest grandmother with a pair of tits that keep leaking on the floor ala something out of Aqua Teen Hunger Force.