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Old Sep 1st, 2005, 04:21 PM       
14, and get this, to a girl who threatened to kill herself if I didn't eat her out.

She was a crazy bitch, shaved off her eye brows, hung out w/ nothin but skin head mexicans.

She's a stripper now. I saw her for first time three months ago. She was walkin by my house and I said somethin stupid like "hey baby". She yelled at me not to say that. I asked why. She said because she gets it all day at work. I asked where do you work, she says, a strip club.

So she leaves, me and my friend get in my car to go find her and "give her a ride'. We get to her, my friend rolls down his window, and asks if she needs a ride...and she pulls out a gun. No shit. And tells us to leave. I look over and say, "Jessica, is that you." Long story short , we started talkin, she told us she had two kids. One 2 one 4. I drove off like a bat out of hell. (it was about 5 years earlier that I had fucked her)
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