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Old Mar 29th, 2003, 02:25 AM       
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Originally Posted by VinceZeb
And I am not so sure that it got thrown out, so I will have to look the next time I give a shit. [talking about the nuclear submarine letter - proto]
Yeah guys, I think maybe we're being a bit hard on Vince here, asking him to find the letter that he bragged and gloated over like he had the fucking thing hanging on his refrigerator. And you know, it's not as if he would hang onto the letter anyway, especially if he was actually considering the position on the nuclear submarine (where they would overlook his health problem that he can't remember the name of). Hell, his roommate probably threw it away after all, like he said. Because Vince doesn't care about it. Certainly not enough to go out of his way to mention it over and over on a message board as if it gives some sort of validation to anything he says. Because you know, he doesn't care enough to bother finding it when we actually want to see it, but he has a pretty good idea where it is and he'd be glad to scan it and post it for us when he doesn't think we want to see it.

So you know, I think maybe we're being a little hard on him here. After all, he's cool as a cucumber and I'm sure he doesn't care enough to be bothered with little things like a generic form letter offering him a career in the Navy that may or may not land him on a nuclear submarine.

Hell, he probably got letters from Ed McMahon too promising him millions of dollars, but I'll bet he's sooo cool and aloof about it, he probably just casually tossed those aside too, for his roommate to do whatever with. Nothing can phase ol' Vince Zeb, and I think it's unfair for us to ask him to back up any of his outrageous claims with solid proof. He's far above the need for that.

Oh, and Max? I'm sure he'd ask his mother the name of his horrible medical condition, but he probably left her laying around his apartment one day, and his roommate might quite likely have thrown her away. So he can't. But I'm sure he would, if he could. And if he could be bothered to care about what a bunch of liberal idiots on a mesage board think!
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