From Working For The Man To Being The Man

[McClain]

I love Krispy Kreme. Especially when they're fresh off the line... Mmmmm. I'm genetically predisposed for the Fuzz life.

New Noise, shut your fuckin' trap. Your ignorance is astounding. I could say this 'till I'm blue in the face, but you have no clue what it's like to be a cop until you are one. It's people like you who propagate negative sentiments on a group of individuals who sacrifice their personal safety so that you don't have to worry about marshall law, or getting your house robbed, or having some drunk asshole plow over your family.

Tell me then genius. If all cops are tools what would you have them do? Seek work elsewhere? Or maybe you're more qualified to filter out the "good" cops from the "bad" and you should be in charge of the hiring process?

And to think; most of these cops don't even know who you are... And chances are if they did they wouldn't want to spare you from getting fucked in the ass by some insane skel junkie. But they do. Now on the flip side... Yes, there are a share of prick po's who are looking for an excuse to bodyslam a perp or just generally cause you to shit your pants. But most departments do their damndest not to hire a liability. Despite what you hear on the news, cops DO get in trouble for unjustifiably kicking your ass and dragging you across the pavement.

I'd wager that if your profession required you to deal with the lowest forms of human life on a daily basis your exquisite people skills would be curbed for a more direct, less people-friendy approach. That's a good portion of why I'll love this job... I know when to be a polite ambassador for the public and I know when to get dirty. You might not realize it but most cops have excellent discretion.

And damnit CaptainBubba, chances are if cops are picking on you it's for a reason. Shave that filthy mullet and get a job - Or whatever characteristics you posses that are so easy to profile.

I'm off my soapbox.