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Old Sep 11th, 2005, 11:06 PM        Come on, Christians...
OK, guys. It's now 2005. I think we're pretty much reaching the upper margin-of-error on that whole Jesus-coming-back thing. I'll give it another week at best.
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Old Sep 11th, 2005, 11:19 PM       
Man, Jesus did come back in 2000, & he took all the true Christians with him to Heaven. We have been LEFT BELOW to suffer the apocalypse!
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Old Sep 11th, 2005, 11:41 PM       
Jesus is going to come back on SEPTEMBER 11TH, 2005
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Old Sep 12th, 2005, 01:02 AM       
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Old Sep 12th, 2005, 01:40 AM       
Uh-oh, it looks like we have an iconoclast on our hands!
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Old Sep 12th, 2005, 08:50 AM       
"Atheism: The religion devoted to the worship of one's own smug sense of superiority."
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Old Sep 12th, 2005, 11:56 AM       
I'm an atheist, and I agree with that statement. You pigs.
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Old Sep 12th, 2005, 12:21 PM       
Atheism is just as arrogant a belief structure as Christianity. How can you be so sure that there is NO being greater than man, even if it's just the clockmaker God of the Deists?

And Kev, don't play like most Christians don't think they're better than those faggy Atheists.
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Old Sep 12th, 2005, 12:23 PM       
I suppose I'm really more agnostic anymore. I know that asserting there is no god is just as arrogant as assterting that there is. Plus, I'm rather disgusted by the attitudes of most atheists towards...well, anybody but other atheists.
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Old Sep 12th, 2005, 01:19 PM       
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Atheism is just as arrogant a belief structure as Christianity. How can you be so sure that there is NO being greater than man, even if it's just the clockmaker God of the Deists?

And Kev, don't play like most Christians don't think they're better than those faggy Atheists.
It's pretty much a statistical certainty that there are beings higher than man, considering we live in an infinite universe and all that.

A supernatural power that created all that is, though? No.
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Old Sep 12th, 2005, 01:30 PM       
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And Kev, don't play like most Christians don't think they're better than those faggy Atheists.
Of course I know they are, and when those types came around (ex. Ronnie Raygun), they were run out of town on a pole, so to speak.

I somehow doubt our 17 yr. old, resident expert on Christianity will get that same scrutiny here. That's fine, but I still think he/she deserves to be mocked for such angsty statements.
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Old Sep 12th, 2005, 04:52 PM       
The closest I can come to defining myself is as a diest, I guess. Mankind has taken the shock and awe out of all the really good religions to the point where they're about 180 degrees from their original meaning. Vanity defined. I like to think of myself as more humble than that. :/
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Old Sep 12th, 2005, 05:28 PM        Uhhh....
Holy Shit, guys! It was a stupid joke! I didn't mean for this to become a battleground of Christians vs. Atheists! Get a grip!
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Old Sep 12th, 2005, 05:58 PM       
I gave up a long time ago on whther if I'm an atheist, a christian, a jew, etc etc..I'm just not anything. That would make me a nihilist, right?
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Old Sep 12th, 2005, 05:58 PM       
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Old Sep 12th, 2005, 06:24 PM        Re: Uhhh....
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Holy Shit, guys! It was a stupid joke! I didn't mean for this to become a battleground of Christians vs. Atheists! Get a grip!
Right, which is why you started like three threads on the topic.
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Old Sep 12th, 2005, 07:09 PM       
What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovahs Witness?.... Someone who knocks at your door for no apparent reason.
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