Lifejacket or Bowling Shirt?

[ziggytrix]

SCENE: Partially flooded house. Lights are flickering, debris is everywhere and there is the sound of children crying as the waters rise.

Trapped Man: Please, you gotta get us outta here!

Rescuer: I can't get to you, and if those electric lines get any closer to the water, we're all gonna get a bad shock.

Trapped Man: But I can't get to the breaker box, the door is blocked and there's only enough room for maybe someone to throw a small object at the box.

Man in the Bowling Shirt: Hold on guys, I've been training my whole life for this moment!