Sep 18th, 2005, 03:23 AM
Here is the true story on how Makatiel, my 60 Hunter Beastmaster Speced, raped two rogues.
I was running through Un'goro, being level 60 I figure I just don't have much to do, besides saving for an elite mount. When I spyed with my little eye a 53 elf rogue talking to a npc. Spotted him with hunters mark, and sent in the uber winterspring tiger. He tried to run, but fell in a crevise and my pet started eating his innards.
Without warning, a 60 gnome rogue started having sex with my backside, which of course stunned me. I cast my Insignia of the Horde, broke his stun, and proceded to quickly kill the 53. The 60 gnome kept trying to rape me from behind, not realizing that I had broken his spell. I turned on him, hit him with a wingclip, called over my pet, and activated Beastial Wrath all in under 5 seconds. Out comes Reaper (yes that is the name of my uber cat) the cat starts shredding his back. While this is happening, I sprinted off, turned, and layed down a barrage of arrow fire. Which ended the pathetic gnomes life. I then ran off shouting my victory cry of BOOYAAKAA!!! I then went to Gadetzan and pet ganked every alliance member under lvl 44 for the next 35 minutes.
To pet gank, I activated stealth on my cat. Feigned death, and then sent the cat out to kill the pathetic alliance members. With me being "dead" the guards never attacked my pet, but if the fool of the alliance fought back, then those nasty little goblins would swarm him/her.
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