Crash test mommy

[Marc Summers]

Originally Posted by Jonathan Clement

I'll have you know that Anime kept me from going down a horrible path to hell.

Anime tought me to be kind to women and treat them with respect. I may have turned out to be an abusive husband who drinks, smokes does drugs and god knows what.

Anime showed me the true joy of having a family.

Anime is one of my biggest sources of motovation. I get my schoolwork done to some pretty anime girl happy.

Anime may have kept me from commiting suicide. If I can't have love in the real world, I can at least dream and have the girl who suits me perfectly.

Anime is one of my only means of escaping this rotton sinful world.

As you can see, anime is a good thing and when it is gone, I must die. Let me make a few things clear.

If you keep letting on you're a real organization, I will kill you.
If you deny you're a par0dy, I will kill you.
If you edit my reply so I look possed or like some raving loonatic, I will kill you.
If you don't answer question straight and forward without going into a bunch uninterperatable shit, I will kill you.

Is that understood?

This may surprise you, but I am indeed very hurt by this website.

But I'll certainly admit one thing, though. You guys look like saints compared to landover baptist. They let on they're christians, but infact, it's some hateful athiest sleezbag. I mean, you should see that website. They turn the words par0dy, sat1re, j0ke, into "Divine revelation" and "Wonderful baptist church.

Anyway, I'm starting to ramble So I'd better rap this up.

In summary, Anime good, Alcohol bad... Landover evil...

Remember what I said. Try anything funny and I'll kill you. And that's not a threat. That's a promice.

-Jonathan

All this before he's even 13 (the same number of cats he owns )