The Cowboy Song

[Jon Clement]

Gay-kio--kio transformers
Kay-kiokio-animeporn-hoo
Kay-kio-kio big boobs, big boobs, fantasies,
under my bed in the basement.

I was havin' fantasies about my anime horse
by the grandpapee
and all o' them cat girls singing
in an anime scary symphony.

I was humpin' my anime horse
down by the anime prostitutee Grandee
when I seen me a Mira Nova, Mira Nova,
ridin' toward me.

Gay-kiokio cowboy
Gay-kiokio-hoo
Gay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the anime styled moon seen in Daikao, the movie.