Love me, hate me, makes no difference to me, Rongi is the better flamer though, but keep practicing and you'll get there
Coming from a guy with little cartoon fox kids on his sig and avatar.
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Gas and masturbation are highly unlikely to be connected with each other. Have you tried to stop masturbating? Has the gas subsided as a result? Perhaps you could try the same experiment by increasing the times you masturbate daily. Do you notice that the gas is increasing?