Ahh Grammar, me mortal enemy from way back, how goes it?
Grammar: Fuck you hdofu, you ignorant twat. You are a waste of air.
Whoever said that was right.
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Gas and masturbation are highly unlikely to be connected with each other. Have you tried to stop masturbating? Has the gas subsided as a result? Perhaps you could try the same experiment by increasing the times you masturbate daily. Do you notice that the gas is increasing?