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Originally Posted by VinceZeb
Rorschach, I went and ran 33 mintues on a elliptical machine on a mountain climbing setting
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"I went to McDonalds today, but it was on top of a hill. It took me almost a half hour to lug my fat ass up the 20-degree incline."
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went through my weight lifting routine
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"They made me carry my two trays of food all by myself to my seat."
"Finally, I had to squeeze my tub of lard I call a stomach into the booth."
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Oh yeah, then I paid a visit to your mother and made her drink my cum from a tropical drink glass.
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I don't have a translation for this. But it just goes to show how sad "mom" jokes are. Your credibility and worthiness of being acknowledged, while slim to begin with, becomes less and less every time you type a sentence on here.
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