Should I take up wrestling?

[glowbelly]

i dated a wrassler in highschool.

his name was trevor miller and he was very tall and thin. he often would put handfulls of ants in his mouth, swallow them and then vomit them back up. he also put pins in his forehead and ripped them out. aaaaand, whenever he talked to my sister he stared at her tits.

then i wouldn't fuck him so he spread nasty rumors about me. i told my mom's boyfriend's cousins RAY AND ROCCO CAPONE and they threatened to break his fuggin legs.

he never spoke to me or about me again.