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Sacks · #26

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Originally Posted by Dr. Volshurawitz

Heres what I was. Call it what you will.

BTW, the Willie costume fuggin rocks!

That is excellent! What do you use to create the dangly flesh?

Dr. V · #27

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Originally Posted by ziggytrix

you look like a rage virus infectee from 28 days later

Then thats what I was.

And it was made with liquid latex, toilet paper, makeup, and blood.

Dupes · #28

I went trick or treating to a few houses dressed in a yellow afro, elvis glasses. an acapulco shirt, and a crappy sports jacket from the 70's I bought at the local salvation army. When people asked what I was, I would tell them, "That guy from the show Chips." or if they were old, "I'm Humphrey Bogart from Casablanca." The funny thing is they would say, "Oh yeah, that's what you are!" in an attempt to hurry my ass out of their lawn.

Johnny Couth · #29

I was a Muslim Extremest. I had a mask, a robe, and a toy gun made out of metal. I was shocked out how realistic it looked, I thought someone was going to shoot me.

My friends, my girlfriend, and I were driving around, and I was screaming infidels and pretending to shoot people as went by them if they were walking.

Then we went door to door trick or treating. One Iraq Veteran was yelling and swearing at me, so I called him an infidel and pretended to shoot him, then I ran away screaming Allah.

One girl thought that I was dangerous and yelled for her kids to go inside when I was walking up, then asked what the f*** I was and if that gun was really loaded.

Then I concluded the night by chasing kids down the street screaming Allah, a couple of them cried.

This is all a very true story, if I can get a picture of me in costume this weekend I'll post it.

I fucking love Halloween.

Dixie · #30

I hope you choke on a Milk Dud.

Johnny Couth · #31

You're going to get raped and dumped behind an abortion clinic.

Dixie · #32

By what? Obviously you have never seen my 80 ft penis of doom.

Johnny Couth · #33

Sorry, I didn't realize it was so big.

You're going to rape someone and dump them behind an abortion clinic I guess.

MLE · #34

Excellent comeback!

Dixie · #35

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Originally Posted by Johnny Couth

Sorry, I didn't realize it was so big.

You're going to rape someone and dump them behind an abortion clinic I guess.

If you're lucky it'll be your girl. You should be proud, I'm picky and I like her moustache.

Johnny Couth · #36

Oh sorry man, I had her shave that off. Yeah, I am honored though.

It's interesting that you are attracted to people with mustaches though.

ScruU2wice · #37

I know there hollow words but dumping a body behind a abortion clinic is probably the least subtle place to do it, mainly because there is virtually always a protest somewhere in the vecinity of an abortion clinic.