DONT POO.... FOR PEACE!!!

[MISTER FART]

I HTINK AS A PROTEST TO THE WAR WE SHOULD ALL HERE AT --INSERT MESSAGE BOARDS NAME---- HAVE A POO FAMINE, WHERE WE ARE ENCOURAGED TO EAT AS MUCH AS WE CAN IN A 48 HOUR PERIOD, AND THEN NOT TO POO FOR A 48 PERIOD AFTERWARDS. PISSING IS ALLOWED BUT FROWNED UPON, BUT POOING IS DEFINATELY OUT OF THE QUESTION. THIS WIL RAISE ATTENTION FOR THE ANTI WAR MOVEMENT AND POSSIBLY BRING AN END TO THE CONFLICT.

I ENCOURAGE EVERYOJE TO FORWARD THIS IDEA TO THERE FRIENDS AND I AM GOING TO TAKE THIS MESSAGE OF PEACE FORM BOARD TO BOARD, THE MORE PEOPLE WE CAN GET NOT TO POO WITH US THE BETTER. THIS WILL SEND A CLEAR MESSAGE TO THAT DAMN SADDAM


I PLEDGE NOT TO POO FOR PEACE