So my neighbors' house was on fire

[James]

Originally Posted by ziggytrix

photos are good for insurance purposes. it's not tasteless at all.

Yes, I'm aware of that much. I don't think the insurance company will be too interested in the lady news reporter though.

And when the people arrive to find what's left of their house, I don't quite think they wanna see the events unfolding from your video card. "Hey, sorry your child was murdered. Here's some pictures of the whole thing happening."

Originally Posted by AChimp

It sounds like everyone is a cat lady where James lives.

We used to have a dog guy. Every day, he'd walk these two dogs. But then they attacked him, and last time I saw him was a few years ago, when he was walking at least one dog with his arms bandaged up almost to the point of looking like they were casts.