Horny old folks

[mburbank]

I just hope when I'm that age feeling someone up, there's someone there.

I saw a guy that age at The Christmas Tree Shops, and he had two hook hands and earings in both ears. He also had some navy type faded tatoos and a buzz cut. I shit you not. Of course, like with every time I see something like that, no one else with me saw it. So I can't be one hundred percent certain he was really there.