Thank God this doesn't apply to the Catholic Church!

[Sethomas]

I actually believed that when I was 11.

In the Old Testament, you have Ten Commandments and several hundred laws, mostly in the Book of Leviticus. Christ said, Honor the Commandments, but add to them "love your neighbor as yourself". The laws? They're for Hobbesian proto-society, so screw them. I find that to be a very consistent, cogent outlook. And that's what the Catholic Church has been teaching since St Peter.