WIFFLES

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Wiffle bats are evil!


It was a inferno of 32'C in southern manitoba. I was 12 years old and playing with my cousin. Out parents had decided to go into Brandon to go shopping and we were left to wander the farmlands and surrounding towns.

We went to my cousins friends place and started playing wiffle bat tag. It's quite fun when its not out of control. Sadly the control lasted about 2 minutes, after my cousins friend, who we'll call John, had become frustrated with the whole ordeal. He then tackled my cousin down. In the scufle the wiffle bat had fallen partially onto the see-saw. Once both kids were back up, my cousin was kicked in the back and went flying onto the opposite end of the saw and sent the Wiffle bat catapulting into Johns nuts, destroying one of his testicles. He had to go in for scrotal surgery.