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Old Apr 1st, 2003, 10:38 AM        I used to be a contender
yeah back in my newgrounds days I was a contender. The masses bowed at my feet and gave me offerings of bacon samwiches and blue kool aid. I was king of flash and my hoards of happy days monkeys ruled the world. My flash mastery was even on cnn ( It really was you ungrateful bastards) but all that changed, I fell in with the drug crowds and the bingo mafia, soon I had a $15 a day habit that consumed my entire being. I had to throw games of Yahoo! checkers just to get the loan sharks off my back. I even let a young dieing boy down, well not so much let down as dropped, well not so much dropped as pushed over, well not so much pushed over as hit in the leg with a crowbar, but I diegress. I have seen the light, the demons that once controlled me have been slain, for I have been reborn here, to help all those whom I fear will follow the path I did, for I am the masked hero, YOUR MASKED HERO
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Old Apr 1st, 2003, 10:47 AM       
sorry, to tell you, but everyone here will hate you and everyone you even said hello to. You aint shit here so get ready for the flaming
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Old Apr 1st, 2003, 11:44 AM       
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Old Apr 1st, 2003, 01:08 PM       
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sorry, to tell you, but everyone here will hate you and everyone you even said hello to. You aint shit here so get ready for the flaming
I survived by wearing asbestos underwear.
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Old Apr 1st, 2003, 01:11 PM       
unseen and robo, you still havent earned the right to speak down to anybody.
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Old Apr 1st, 2003, 01:27 PM       
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Old Apr 1st, 2003, 03:12 PM       
If you had spelled "enema" right it would have been good.

But it's still great to see you, Mussolini
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Old Apr 1st, 2003, 03:24 PM       
I wasnt speaking down I was warning him
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Old Apr 1st, 2003, 07:10 PM       
I believe RoG should put up either Jamesman or Chojin's guide on the signup sheet, and likewise should add a timer before you can click on "I Accept" so they HAVE to read it. Just a thought. Because even other noobs get pissed off with this sudden shitstorm of "Hi, I'm New" threads.
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Old Apr 1st, 2003, 08:38 PM       
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Old Apr 1st, 2003, 08:57 PM       
RaXaR:

you aren't funny.

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Old Apr 1st, 2003, 09:40 PM       
I don't think he is coming back. He can't live for long without his kool aid and bacon sandwiches.
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Old Apr 1st, 2003, 10:46 PM       
another newb gone . I need more newb companions :/
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Old Apr 2nd, 2003, 01:48 AM       
I like how newbies like Unseen try to tell other newbies off, like they arnt' a nuisance themselves.

And I'm sure some of the super oldschoolers like us newschool folk being sarcastic about the newbies trying to tell off newbies.
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Old Apr 2nd, 2003, 02:04 AM       
I AM LISTENING TO A MIDI FILE OF THE TITANTIC THEME (TECHNO VERION).
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Old Apr 2nd, 2003, 02:06 AM       
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Old Apr 2nd, 2003, 02:10 AM       
STOP FRONTIN' LIKE YOU SOMETHIN', PICKLE BITCH. YOU NEED TO GET YOUR FACE OUT OF MY KOOL-AID WHEN YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT FLAVOR IT IS.
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Old Apr 2nd, 2003, 02:15 AM       
Sorry I don't speak ghetto. If you dont like my posts then don't read them, otherwise don't rant bitchily about they're content. And I don't like kool-aid.
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Old Apr 2nd, 2003, 02:25 AM       
there. their. they're. it's really not that difficult.
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Old Apr 2nd, 2003, 02:29 AM       
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Sorry I don't speak ghetto. If you dont like my posts then don't read them, otherwise don't rant bitchily about they're content. And I don't like kool-aid.
HOW ABOUT I SLAM YOUR FACE INTO A CONCRETE POST, BITCH. THIS IS REAL MOTHERFUCKING SERIOUS.
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Old Apr 2nd, 2003, 02:29 AM       
sadie, i need you to give me a lesson about what a noun is and all that. My friends were asking me about it, to make fun of me because I don't go to school. I got noun, propernoun and VERB right. But I couldn't get the rest of thier questions "LOL WHAT IS A CONJUCTION?" AND I WAS SAD

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Old Apr 2nd, 2003, 02:32 AM       
HEY, NOOB3, YOU NEED TO GO TO SCHOOL AND STOP BEING A BITCH. READ SOME BOOKS, FUCK UP SOME SPELLING BEES, LEARN YOUR SHIT, AND HIT IT BEFORE YOU QUIT IT. NOBODY LIKES A QUITTER.
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Old Apr 2nd, 2003, 02:32 AM       
I love someone who starts shit over a song and on the fact of you threatening to slam my face into concrete I'll believe it when my face is they're.
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Old Apr 2nd, 2003, 02:34 AM       
i'll even set you up a tab and give you a discount 'cause you're so schweet.
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Old Apr 2nd, 2003, 02:38 AM       
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I love someone who starts shit over a song and on the fact of you threatening to slam my face into concrete I'll believe it when my face is they're.
I'LL BELIEVE IT WHEN YOU LEARN HOW TO USE PROPER CANNOTATIONS, MOTHERFUCKER. THIS AIN'T NO MOTHERFUCKING CRACKHOUSE HERE, BITCH, SPEAK IT PROPER OR DON'T SAY SHIT.
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