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Old Dec 3rd, 2005, 11:31 PM       
I like it when the sky greys out the sun. Sometimes the sun is just too fucking bright. Unless it's spring or summer, the sun is unnecessary.

So, i work at Office Depot, and this lady comes in looking at a laptop for her grandson. She's buying this kid a $1000 laptop, and she shows him the one she's thinking about getting him. She asks him what he thinks about it and he goes "dunno. what games are on it?" and starts playing solitaire. It's a nice machine, and it's $1000 fucking dollars, and all this mouth-breather cares about is whether or not he can play Freecell on it. She goes "can you live with it" and he says "yeah, i guess so". What an ungreateful little shit. I hope his parents die on christmas.
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