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Old Dec 7th, 2005, 02:28 PM        I AM DONE
My last class of university ended 15 minutes ago. I have two exams in the next two weeks. I am done.
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Old Dec 7th, 2005, 02:40 PM       
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Old Dec 7th, 2005, 02:58 PM       
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Old Dec 7th, 2005, 03:23 PM       
me or him?

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Old Dec 7th, 2005, 03:53 PM       
Why? What are you celebrating?
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Old Dec 7th, 2005, 07:02 PM       
I killed a big bowl of chili when I got home today.
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Old Dec 7th, 2005, 07:06 PM       
Now you'll be gassing people to death. Get it?
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Old Dec 7th, 2005, 07:20 PM       
Well after that last exam you'll have to get a job and learn how to really work. At least thats what people keep telling I'll have to do!

I am absolutely terrified of working. I really don't see what I have to offer. Any self worth I had at the begining of term has disapeared thanks to the total chaos of my course.

Anyway. I hope all goes well in your exams, I'm sure you'll be fine!
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Old Dec 7th, 2005, 11:30 PM       
Somone with yout qualifications would have no problems finding a job in one of our nation's top service industires. :venkman: May I reccomend possibly taking up the profession of choice of internet people who fear any real commitment? Perhaps male modeling is for you.
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Old Dec 8th, 2005, 12:19 AM       
I have a full-time job lined up already. I start on Jan. 16 :O
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Old Dec 8th, 2005, 12:37 AM       
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Old Dec 8th, 2005, 12:53 AM       
HAHA HEY GUYS I JUST QUIT MY JOB AND I HAVE 2.5 MORE YEARS OF LIVING OFF OF MY PARENTS TO GO LOL IMA PLAY WOW NOW AND DRINK SOME YUMMY ROOTBEER.

Also I'ma read 6 books for my history exam and cry about how I spent 7 hours writing a program that I got a 90 on
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Old Dec 8th, 2005, 02:22 AM       
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I have a full-time job lined up already. I start on Jan. 16 :O
Word of advice...make sure you have at least couple of forks inside a drawer of your desk. If anyone gets you down, take out a fork, look through the prongs of the fork and imagine them in jail. If that doesn't help, just stab them in the face with the fork...
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Old Dec 8th, 2005, 06:50 AM       
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Why? What are you celebrating?
I'm getting divorced.....graduation, divorce....same difference
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Old Dec 8th, 2005, 09:46 AM       
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Old Dec 8th, 2005, 12:13 PM       
Geggy never manages to fail at not making me laugh.
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Old Dec 8th, 2005, 12:30 PM       
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Why? What are you celebrating?
I'm getting divorced.....graduation, divorce....same difference
Is it a really good thing then?

Seeing as I am yet to experience either...
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Old Dec 8th, 2005, 02:56 PM       
it was good for me, I guess....I miss my kids, but I don't miss my ex.
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Old Dec 8th, 2005, 04:05 PM       
WELL BACK UP AND TRY AGAIN, COSMO! SHE CAN'T BE THAT FAST, AND SHE MUST BE GETTING TIRED!



Oh my god that's funny.


Chimpy, whatever job you have, let them crush your dreams so flat you can slide them under a door as fast as possible. IT'S THE BEST!! Also, quietly crying in your cubicle is fun, and if that fails, did you know you can make a little pig with a pink pearl eraser and some push pins. THAT'S MY STAPLER, BITCH!!!
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Old Dec 8th, 2005, 05:41 PM       
congrats, chimp. now you can move on to the wife and kids step.
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Old Dec 9th, 2005, 08:27 AM       
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WELL BACK UP AND TRY AGAIN, COSMO! SHE CAN'T BE THAT FAST, AND SHE MUST BE GETTING TIRED!



Oh my god that's funny.
one of my co-workes gave me a bumper sticker that says " I still miss my ex, but my aim is improving"

Max..... it pains me to know that you've resorted to ripping off bumper stickers from Spencers.....
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Old Dec 9th, 2005, 02:44 PM       
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it was good for me, I guess....I miss my kids, but I don't miss my ex.
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Old Dec 9th, 2005, 03:19 PM       
what do you have against democrats, you fuck?
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Old Dec 9th, 2005, 07:40 PM       
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This made me LOL. It's my thread. I can post what I want.
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Old Dec 9th, 2005, 08:20 PM       
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