So these girls came into the store today.

[SlyBattery]

Well, I don't know what you look like, but I would imagine they were probably laughing at what you looked like and they probably presumed you had never been laid so when they entered the store they probably couldn't stop laughing about it. Not to be mean...but it's probably the truth. At least in my experience it is. Then again I look like a Johnny Damon action figure after it was left in the stove.