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Beavis and Butthead was recently compared to Samuel Beckett in Slate magazine. I liked B and B quite well myself though it wore a little thin at the end. David Letterman was a big B and B fan. Say what you like about my stuff, comedy being subjective. But only a buttmunch doesn't appreciatte B and B, you guy who's Mom I had sex with. Send me a paycheck and I'll write comedy more skewed to your personal demographic. Until then, keep registering characters. Nothing gets my goat worse than someone who invents a whole user profile just to be a dick.

In conclusion I'm really sorry you have such a tiny penis and I know you are, but what am I, you stupid, needledick fat fuck. Suck my bush, ballwhacker.