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Old Dec 17th, 2005, 03:16 PM       
Except Jesus was most likely not born on December 25th. That day was specifically picked to coincide with Roman pagan festivities.

It's a fake holiday.

So let's all just sing!

To the tune of "You’re Having a Birthday" by the Beatles:

It's Jesus's Birthday
It's Chanukah too yeah
It's Jesus's Birthday
So have a happy Yule tide
I'm glad it's His birthday
Happy Birthday Jesus

Yes, were going to a Christmas party
Yes, were going to a Christmas party
Yes, were going to a Christmas party

Holiday
I would like some presents
Holiday
See my uncles and aunts
Holiday
Get some socks and some pants-really tight pants

It's Jesus's Birthday
It's Chanukah too yeah
It's Jesus's Birthday

We'll break some bread and drink wine
I'm glad that it's Christmas
Happy Christmas to You
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