Wag the dog

[kahljorn]

I've heard that half of the jewish population(probably more by now) are actually jews who traveled back from the future to the atlantean times to fill one of the sephiroth for their crazy failed experiment. The trick to it though is that the future jews were horrible failures and had to travel back because God hated them so much, but loved them enough to give them another chance. Also their were aliens from mars(it was destroyed of course though that's why there's no one there now) and they are our kings queens and presidents.

True story.