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Old Dec 18th, 2005, 12:24 PM       
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Old Dec 18th, 2005, 01:14 PM       
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Old Dec 19th, 2005, 01:11 AM       
As funny as that is, it isn't relevent to the conversation.
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Old Dec 19th, 2005, 06:13 PM       
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Old Dec 19th, 2005, 07:02 PM       
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Old Dec 20th, 2005, 05:30 AM       
There's nothing funnier in the world of minimum wage buffoonery than the lazy temps pissing off the lifers who take thier bullshit job way too seriously.

If you wear a nametag and make less than 10 bucks an hour, your personal mantra should be to shut the fuck up, because you deserve it for not going to college, asshole.
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Old Dec 20th, 2005, 06:48 AM       
I think I'm gonna have to hold a contest for the search for the biggest possible rolleyes smiley known to man. And even then, it probably won't be big enough to properly respond to a post as stupid and utterly devoid of any intelligence whatsoever.

But I guess I can't expect something worthwhile from a negro like yourself. HEY LOOK I CAN MAKE RETARDED ASSUMPTIONS TO.
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Old Dec 20th, 2005, 02:56 PM       
James, if you had a loving mommy and daddy like C, you could have gone to college to major in the historical study of fantasy novels too :<
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Old Dec 20th, 2005, 03:14 PM       
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Old Dec 21st, 2005, 04:33 AM       
You're the one who stalks shelves for minimum wage. I fail to see how that makes me the Negro.
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Old Dec 21st, 2005, 11:01 AM       
So you're saying I'm black and worthless because I work in retail? That's disgustingly racist.

And I don't stalk shelves. I just try to make them realize how much they really love me, and I can't just leave them alone and let them ignore what we could have together.
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Old Dec 21st, 2005, 11:11 AM       
Only produce workers stalk shelves.
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Old Dec 21st, 2005, 11:58 AM       
I thought produce workers were the ones that shelve stalks?
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Old Dec 21st, 2005, 10:08 PM       
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Old Dec 21st, 2005, 10:09 PM       
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Old Dec 21st, 2005, 11:29 PM       
Jixby, I don't know if you like me or not. But you are my FAVORITE.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2005, 06:05 PM       
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Old Dec 23rd, 2005, 05:11 AM       
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James, if you had a loving mommy and daddy like C, you could have gone to college to major in the historical study of fantasy novels too :<
Is there really a degree for that? Oh my word.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2005, 11:57 PM       
Next week's schedule is up. Huey is gone, but surprisingly, Beepo is still on. Porkchop ended up sticking around for now, and Cutiepie is apparently gonna be on as well. Since Christmas time is almost over, the nights I work with them won't be nearly as bad, and Cutiepie is at least doing work.

So I decided to reward you with the best pictures I could find.

Beepo. Small picture, sorry. He's wearing Moon Shoes. He wore them all day long.



Porkchop. She has crazy person eyes.



Cutiepie. Looking all... well...



I don't have a picture of Huey, but here's an artist's rendition that is scarily accurate.




Tomorrow is the last day I work, and then I'm taking a week off. After that, things should be back to normal. Merry Christmas, everyone!
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Old Dec 24th, 2005, 01:44 AM       
Porkchop... she looks like Jackie and she has the same nick name.
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Old Dec 24th, 2005, 11:30 PM       
Who is this Jackie you speak of?
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