Oh, I got yours, all right.
This only got to my house after a mailman swung over a dangerous pitfall, dodged live ammunition, and murdered a dog. Unfortunately, the dog had apparently managed to take a part of my package with him into the next life.
Maybe you should have written 'Do not consume' or 'Do not expose to whirling machinery.'
Well, let's open this puppy up and hope there weren't any priceless chinese marbles in here.
Well, ok. It's still good, the letter might have money in it.
Okay, okay, maybe it's a cool pin. Let's investigate.
Found the crane! Let's prime this one and search for the rest!
I see.
I... I see.
And that's it.
Thanks for ruining Christmas.