alright, wu'dja give

[Jeff The Ninja]

I only had to buy three things this year.

A christmas card for my sister who everyone hates cause she's a crack whore and a slut.

A can of body spray for my mom and some decorative soaps that cost 20 dollars. only during the holidays would you buy soap for 20 dollars and never use them.

And the two disc special edition of Predator on DVD for my Brother.

Oh yeah, and a Giant candy bar for my English Teacher Mr. Swales (and in return, he gave me a tin of cookies.)