Alright, let's get this over with.
So anyways I got a printer/scanner/copier for Christmas, and I installed it with no diffiulty at all. Then came the ink cartridges.
Those instructions were, needless to say, very cryptic. I was stumped. I didn't want to risk damaging my machine,
so I thought about who to ask for help. I then recalled
having recieved my secret Santa gift from Protoclown.
Even though Romeo didn't seem like he had any skills with computer hardware, he was my only hope.
Also, i'm retarded and I wear fruity shirts.
But he was determined to get the job done, if not for the sake of finishing this post, then, for
luurve.
He promptly showed me the correct way to insert the cartridges, pointing out I needed to have the printer ON. He also called me an idiot. He also started calling me a wide variety of ethnic slurs. This prompted me to question his "sainthood".
Upon hearing my concern he started to get very indignant, and slowed down time, also telling me, and I quote,
"go fuck myself, go back to FYAD, you dickless GBS poster".
Each insult had the impact of a dropped safe,
due to the lag. It was obvious now that he
has an SA account, and I had done something to irritate him.
He then disappeared and materialized on top of my CD Tower, and announced that I was cursed.
He will never leave my house and any attractive women I go to bed with will have a dick right before sex.
Thanks Protoclown. I excepted this from Chojin, not you.
Fucking end.
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