holy fucking shit I'm gay

[DamnthatDavid]

Gay Shit, you're fucking Holy?

I have a pointless story.

My cousin married this girl who turned out to be a lesbo, she was hot.
She married him cause she wanted to have a baby girl for her and her girlfriend. They had a boy. She told the boy lies about how evil his daddy was. They had a girl, she tried to snag the girl and run off with lesbo gf. My cousin got Johnny Law on his side. Now he a single father.

Point, GW, if you ever want a child with lesbo lover, call me up ok? No need to break guys heart.