A friend of mine wanted me to make a HERO on VIRTUE, of all things.
VILLAINY IS WITHOUT HOPE WHEN MARY NAILS IS ON THE PROWL. UNLESS MY WALKER MALFUNCTIONS.
But wait, what the hell, some people are RP'ing in Gemini Park.
BIackbird: ((Very.fuckin.mad >_<))
BIackbird: ((Roomies ate my sandwich leftover which I was gonna eat since the pizza is gross))
Relymus: ((
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BIackbird: ((I found other food, it's all good))
BIackbird: ((stupid dizzy spells nearly every night though bleh))
Relymus: ((Yar, sorry
))
And then it just kinda broke out into shit that sounded like people rehearsing lines from the OC.
BIackbird: Peace is a wonderful philosophy...but it will never come to pass...not universally.
Relymus: We must try...
BIackbird: It is not my task...
Relymus: Yours is?
BIackbird: My task is to aid those in battle...
BIackbird: I am the avatar of a war goddess... *quietly*
Relymus: Then aid me, please, Brenna.
Relymus: I beg of you, help me.
BIackbird: I will aid your battles here, but not those involving the capture of your brother.
Relymus: Hmm, understood.
Relymus: I will not ask you to betray your friend and ally.
BIackbird: He is more than a friend *quietly*
Mary Nails: okay so i think this guy is having a gay relationship with his brother
I'll have to go undercover for this one.
Brilliant.
So then they said some shit like 'What is this earth pizza of which you speak... What a strange earth creature... Ellipses...' Which is coincedentally the same lines he uses on hobos at the subway when they ask him for change. Sometimes he even manages to get away before they shake him upside down to steal all his precious indian-head pennies.
You god damn worthless dick-sucks.
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