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2-3 times a day 3 8.57%
2-3 times a week 9 25.71%
once a week 3 8.57%
Never 2 5.71%
once a day 11 31.43%
4 or more times a day 7 20.00%
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Old Jan 4th, 2006, 11:31 AM        How often do you Jack off?
Come on, we all do It, its nothing to be ashamed of.
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Old Jan 4th, 2006, 11:45 AM       
but 2 or 3 times a day? shame on you jeff
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Old Jan 4th, 2006, 12:45 PM       
Once a day, sometimes less though.
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Old Jan 4th, 2006, 02:50 PM       
more like once every other day.
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Old Jan 4th, 2006, 03:32 PM       
All the time.
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Old Jan 4th, 2006, 03:41 PM       
get a girlfriend, you pervert. I suppose you're 'jerkin' right now?? you know people who jerk off alot usually become stalkers.
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Old Jan 4th, 2006, 06:53 PM       
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get a girlfriend, you pervert. I suppose you're 'jerkin' right now?? you know people who jerk off alot usually become stalkers.


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Old Jan 4th, 2006, 09:30 PM       
like 10 times an hour, but i spew everytime I flex so I guess thats liek 1000 times a second or something
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Old Jan 4th, 2006, 09:59 PM       
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you know people who jerk off alot usually become stalkers.
...or homeless.
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Old Jan 5th, 2006, 12:52 AM       
i like how you capitalized "jack" so it's like a person's name

oh wait it's jeff the ninja nevermind i don't like ANYTHING about that guy
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Old Jan 5th, 2006, 12:58 AM       
Alot more now that I saw this picture. NOT SAFE FOR WORK!

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Old Jan 7th, 2006, 10:04 PM       
No wonder he Jacks off 2-3 times a day!
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Old Jan 7th, 2006, 10:21 PM       
be careful. he's a ninja!
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Old Jan 8th, 2006, 10:29 AM       
that explains why his avatar is screaming.... post-ejaculation shout.
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Old Jan 12th, 2006, 04:51 AM       
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more like once every other day.
I can't believe I missed this. So, where do you do it, in public, in the public library bathroom? On busses? Pretty much a homeless person jacking off anywhere is frowned upon, unless at their home, but obviously that doesn't exist.

Just...ewww...gross.
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Old Jan 12th, 2006, 07:50 AM       
you forgot to mention how much YOU jerk off. otherwise, dont post here. just grow up and stop being a jerk to me because I'm homeless.
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more like once every other day.
I can't believe I missed this. So, where do you do it, in public, in the public library bathroom? On busses? Pretty much a homeless person jacking off anywhere is frowned upon, unless at their home, but obviously that doesn't exist.

Just...ewww...gross.
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Old Jan 12th, 2006, 11:37 AM       
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you forgot to mention how much YOU jerk off. otherwise, dont post here. just grow up and stop being a jerk to me because I'm homeless.
We don't hate the homeless. We hate you.
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Old Jan 12th, 2006, 11:46 AM       
HATE ME??? well, I guess thats an improvement.
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Old Jan 12th, 2006, 11:48 AM       
I hate him because he's homeless.
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I hate you because you're a cat.
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Old Jan 12th, 2006, 12:01 PM       
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH MY BRAAAINS ARE MEEEELTING
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Old Jan 12th, 2006, 03:51 PM       
I never stop wanking
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Old Jan 13th, 2006, 02:09 AM       
I don't jerk it anymore, I get guys to do that for me. They can give a way better handjob than a girl, they practice on themselves.

The important thing is EWWW GROSS THERE IS A HOMELESS GUY HERE SOMEBODY SPRAY HIM WITH THE FIREHOSE GET HIM OUT OF OUR COMMUNITY IT'S YUCKY AND HE MASTURBATES IN PUBLIC SPRAY HIM WITH THE YUCKY HOSE
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