Gay or Straight?

[The One and Only...]

Originally Posted by Dole

I don't sully my existence with such antiquated concepts as 'gender' or 'sexual orientation'. The entire mass of humanity's corpulent flesh on this earth is merely one large, undulating orifice for me to penetrate, powered by the thrust of my engorged tumescence.

While Dole may be jesting, that pretty much sums up my thoughts.