Summer Mock Meet 2003 Planning Phase I

[Professor Poddar]

If Lenor's attending this shindig, my presence there is assured.
We can even converse in your language, if you'd like, my dear.
Here, I'll try my hand: "Yo, biz-natch, my homeez ain't playin' like dat. I be free to attendz this heeyah gath'rin'. Quit stylin' the mack homeyz with the naff rise." I am inordinately proud of myself at the moment.
This affair had BETTER be held in Metro Boston, wouldn't you say? I know of a nice little town called Andover. It has some nifty night-spots, ten prostitutes to every man, and more Indian girls than you can shake a stick at. How about it?
The Professor has lectured... his pupils have listened... all is well in the classroom.