I was watching Time Bandits one day and this genie came out of the TV at the part near the end where the kid was all "DON'T TOUCH IT, IT'S EVIL" at the end but his parents do touch it and they disappear or something.

His name is Kancho.
What the hell should I wish for????

Drugs?

Money?

Sex?
I need some suggestions, but remember I'm self-deprecating so I'll agree with any insults you throw at me so don't try or I'll make you my lover's lover.