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[The Retro Kat]

L1985 IS PRETTY PATHETIC GUYZ, CHECK DIS:

[23:18] JayWolf1985: Hello Seven Force.
I'm a new member of I-Mockery forums and thought I should become acquainted with some of the other members. Hope you don't terribly mind.
[23:19] Brian: Nope, not at all.
[23:19] Brian: How are you?
[23:19] JayWolf1985: I am good.
I must say I liked your Secret Santa story
[23:19] JayWolf1985: And how are you?
[23:19] Brian: I'm pretty good.
[23:21] Brian: What's your account name?
[23:21] JayWolf1985: Lycurgus1985, I have yet to post. I was waiting for my membership to be authorized
[23:22] Brian: Ah.
[23:24] JayWolf1985: Anyway, I wanted to say that I actually kind of thought up a follow-up for your Secret Santa story. I'm debating whether or not to post it though. Wondering if I could share the idea with you and see what you thought. You know, get your opinion and/or approval.
[23:24] Brian: Ok.
[23:24] JayWolf1985: Ok, first things first, I must ask if you have ever seen the movie Sleepaway Camp
[23:24] JayWolf1985: It kind of ties into that
[23:25] Brian: No, I haven't.
[23:26] Brian: But go on.
[23:26] JayWolf1985: Ok, it's a 1983 slasher/drama about a shy young girl named Angela whose father and brother were killed in a boating accident, putting her in the care of her crazy Aunt Martha. One summer, Angela goes to camp with her cousin Ricky and immediately becomes the camp outcast but sparking up a relationship with Ricky's friend, Paul.
[23:27] JayWolf1985: Anyway, all of Angela's tormentors end up getting killed off ( surprise, surprise!) in rather cruel ways
[23:28] JayWolf1985: Cook getting boiling hot water poured all over him, throwing a beehive into a stall while one of her tormentors is "occupado," curling tongs into lower nether regions, etc
[23:28] JayWolf1985: Anyway, it's obvious who the killer is
[23:28] Brian: Ricky?
[23:28] JayWolf1985: But the surprise is that Angela is really her brother Peter who has been brainwashed by her Aunt Martha to be his sister because she always wanted a little girl
[23:29] JayWolf1985: And the movie ends with a crazed Angela/Peter standing there with knife in hand and naked as a j-bird
[23:29] JayWolf1985: It's quite disturbing to say the least

JayWolf1985: Anyway, after reading that ending, I'm sure you can guess where that might tie into the follow-up to your story I had in mind.
[23:29] JayWolf1985: But that's not the whole equation to it
[23:32] Brian: How does it tie in?
[23:34] JayWolf1985: But anyway, the idea of the story is I feel bad for you so I travel all the way to where you live and sneak into your house to get you away from that Romeo doll. Since you don't know me, you put up a bit of a struggle so I end up kidnapping you and taking you away to meet a lovely young woman. And it ends with the Romeo doll coming about just as soon as you're about to have some fun with the girl, thus resulting into the dreaded curse he made about if you went to bed with any women from now on. Basically it'd be in the vein of how RoG tells his stories, making things that are usually quite serious light-hearted like the kidnapping bit and all.

And now you're probably thinking whacko. Am I right? :-P
[23:34] Brian: brb
JayWolf1985: Calling the cops, right? :-P


LIEK OMG GUYZ WHAT A FAGWAD RIGHT LIEK HOW MUCH TIME HE PUT INTO THAT SLEEPAWAY POST, I RECORDED THIS CONVERSATION LAST WEEK CUZ OF THE PATRIOT ACT AND SHIT WHAT A LOS3R AM I RITE GUYZ