FORUM EVENT: I-Mockery's "Secret Santa" Gift Swap!

[Immortal Goat]

Allow me:

Originally Posted by Schimid

Fuck you guys, cameras cost money

Awe, I could NEVER stay mad at YOU, I-Mockery.

SWEET JEEZUS, I recieved a treasure trove of pure, unadulterated Christmas joy!

i can barely contain my excitement...

Behold the majesty of the most unholy confectionary creation this side of Candy Corn, the Circus Peanut.

Look guys, I'm a Punk Rocker!

This little guy is so cute, I just had to have a dental showdown with him. I won.

goddamnit, what should I do now?

EXAGGERATED INTERNET FACE

I know, I'll send my gifts on a vacation to scenic Floormatia

Where it rains Circus Peanuts all day long!

BEFORE THIS STORY CONTINUES I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DENTAL SHOWDOWN!

Ok, we're good. So it seems as if Farnsworth the Special Mammal thing is enjoying Floormatia, located just south of the Coathanger Islands.

UH-oh, the Dead are rising and dolls are coming to life!What will I do?

At times like this, I like to keep my teeth nice and strong for the next DENTAL SHOWDOWN by chewing my nails.

It's Yukon Cornelious, protector of the innocent!

All of a sudden, his mountaineering urge took over, and Yukon scaled the thing's body. It's ok, though, because he had just died of AIDS before Yukon had shown up.

Did I tell you about how I won the National Dental Showdown that one time?

Damnit your gifts sucked. That's the best I could do.