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i will let you down
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: MARYLAND
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Jan 25th, 2006, 05:12 PM
MARRIED 16 YEARS.
3 CHILDREN.
JUST BEFORE THANKSGIVING (BELIEVE IT IS BOXING DAY OR SOME SHIT IN cANADA) DAUGHTER BRINGS ME MY WIFE'S CELL PHONE CAUSE IT HAS LOVE NOTES TEXT MESSAGED TO MY WIFE FROM ANOTHER MAN (VERY INVOLVED NOTES, HOW THE HELL CAN ANYONE TEXT MESSAGE A WHOLE GODDAMN NOVEL?)
I ASK MY WIFE ABOUT IT. SHE SAYS IT IS A JOKE SOME DUDE IS PLAYING. I TRUST MY WIFE, SO I JUST DROP IT.
A WEEK LATER MY WIFE GOES TO VISIT ONE OF HER FRIENDS A FEW STATES AWAY. I GET A CALL FROM HER FRIEND. APPARENTLY MY WIFE HAS BROUGHT ANOTHER MAN WITH HER ON HER VISIT. I CONFRONT MY WIFE ABOUT IT WHEN SHE GETS HOME. LOTS OF YELLING AND FUN SHIT. SHE APOLOGIZES, LITERALLY BEGS FOR FORGIVENESS, PROMISES IT IS ALL OVER FOR HER AND HER NEW FRIEND.
THE WEEK BEFRORE CHRISTMAS A FRIEND OF MINE THROWS A PRIVATE PARTY AT A LOCAL NITE SPOT. I LEAVE A PARTY AT MY PARENTS HOUSE EARLY SO THAT I CAN RELIEVE NANCY AT THE AMERICAN LEGION WHERE WE BOTH PART TIME BARTEND.
I GET DONE AT THE LEGION EARLY, AND SINCE THE PARTY SHE WENT TO WAS TO BE ATTENDED BY EVERY GODDAMNED PERSON THAT I KNOW OR AM FRIENDS WITH IN THIS PART OF MARYLAND, PLUS THE BEER WAS GOING TO BE FREE, I DECIDED TO GO TO THE PARTY.
I GET TO THE PARTY AND WANDER AROUND TALKING TO PEOPLE I HAVE BEEN FRIENDS WITH MY WHOLE LIFE. I AM STANDING NEAR THE DANCEFLOOR, WHEN WHO SHOULD I SEE?
BUT MY EVERFUCKING WIFE MAKING OUT WITH THAT STUPID RETARD SHE WENT ON A TRIP WITH HE HAS HIS HANDS ON HER TITTIES, THEY ARE HAVING A GREAT FUCKING TIME! I AM NOT
PRETTY MUCH THE WHOLE THING IN A NUTSHELL.
it was even less fun than it sounds.
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