Homosexuals & Mental Health

[mburbank]

I would never put my head up my ass, because I am a man so that would be gay. Gayness is mentl illness, and I am not mentally ill. If I were a boy it would be all right, or if I were a pretty woman, since sex between pretty women is widely thougt to be hot and so is not mentally ill.

But I am confused. Is it all right to stick my head up a female penguin as long as it feels good? I mean, if there wer spikes inside her, obviously that would be sick, but what about if I were medically sure there were no spikes? I'm not an animal, but I do think penguins are kind of asking for it.