VAGINAS ARE NOT VISUALLY PLEASING

[Anonymous]

SSA yearns for Glowbelly, but her diseases are the only thing that stands in his way.

Maybe if she got tested, Snake? You could take her out to see a movie. In a REAL theatre, with REAL christmas lights lining the walkway, not one of those commercial whoratoriums that serve popcorn and show films by people outside a five-mile radius of your town. And clutch at your chest and let out a little heartfelt sigh at the most grabbing moments of the four-hour black-and-white production. Then it would be a slow, smooth ride back home in your father's volvo, with the sunroof up so you could pretend you were in a convertible.

'Heck,' one Champagne Supernova later, you could nervously ask if it would be kosher to fully explore her second base.