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[Pram Maven]

STFU, bling face.

If I wanted your opinion, I would hold you hostage for it.

As for Jixbitch...

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Hey Jixby>

Shouldn't your name be JINXBY? Because banishment from forums on EZboard
follows you everwhere a Google search for your name
takes me. Your chin looks like a cross between a brillo pad and CANCER.
You also have the deadest eyes I've ever seen, and I was going to be a TAXIDERMIST.

I'm sorry that your parents are filthy rich and yet they still have to
put up with your DIGITAL PHOTO WHORING ASS pouring ketchup into an envelope
and addressing it to a CARTOON.

What you should really be pouring into that envelope is your SNOT AND TEARS, then you should address it to yourself as a reminder that YOU'VE NEVER BEEN FUNNY.
Go play Battleship with your ego-bating hand in a blender, and turn it on--

YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY "WIN", THIS TIME.