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Old Feb 3rd, 2006, 09:48 PM       
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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
HEY WOOSHI! I NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE AND I WANNA GET A GIRLFRIEND! HOW CAN I GET A GIRLFRIEND WITHOUT LEAVING THE HOUSE OR USING THE PHONE OR TALKING TO WOMEN AT ALL AS THEY SCARE ME?
have you ever considered internet dating, or dating over a MMORPG. There is nothing more romantic than PK'ng noobies.

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There's this one girl I have the hots for and every time I look at her she sticks a finger down her throat and makes a disgusted face. Does it mean she likes it down the throat or is she bulemic?
you need to understand that women are almost an entirely different organism. There sexual organs are contained in there throat and when they masturbate they make a face like they just smelled something really bad.

so it doesnt mean that she likes it down the throat or she is bulemic. It means that she is so turned on by the mere sight of you that she has to start masturbating furiously right THEN AND THERE. SHE TOTALLY WANTS YOU.
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