What is punk?

[Generator86]

Punk is stopping at 18 bars before playing a show, spitting beer at your lead singer and guitarist, throwing your $1200 bass into the crowd halfway through a song because you have a defective cord, cowering in a corner, and then pissing on a monitor. Consequently, the last show my band played was the epitome of punk, despite the fact that we were considered a metal band. Oh, and also getting paid and not sharing any of it with the other bands.