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Old Apr 4th, 2003, 05:26 AM        Is Santa Claus immortal? O_o
For the past couple of centuries, dear old Santa has never failed to deliver presents every Christmas. How did he achieve such longevity? Is there multiple Santas as there were Lassies?

Its a mystery ^_^;
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Old Apr 4th, 2003, 06:30 AM       
thats because santa isnt real, and even if he was he wouldnt come to your house.
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Old Apr 4th, 2003, 07:44 AM       
Worst insult ever And santas the shit
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Old Apr 4th, 2003, 09:37 AM       
Everyone knows that Santas are elected. Then again, since he always has his evil North Pole Republican Guard monitoring the poles, it's not like the elections are truly democratic.
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Old Apr 4th, 2003, 09:46 AM       
Santa escaped to South America during the Nuremburg Trials.
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Old Apr 4th, 2003, 11:17 AM       
Santa lives off the souls of his poor victums, wait I changed my mind he's a robot.
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Old Apr 4th, 2003, 11:21 AM       
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Old Apr 4th, 2003, 11:50 AM       
Santa is real stfu!
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Old Apr 4th, 2003, 12:09 PM       
It's April you jackasses. Stop talking about Santa Claus and get a life already. Oh and he isn't real it's your mom and dad. :/
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Old Apr 4th, 2003, 12:10 PM       
Don't you believe in Santa?
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Old Apr 4th, 2003, 12:13 PM       
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It's April you jackasses. Stop talking about Santa Claus and get a life already. Oh and he isn't real it's your mom and dad. :/
I didn't know it was only a december subject.
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Old Apr 4th, 2003, 12:15 PM       
I'm my own Santa and this year I got a brand new Jeep. What did your Santa bring you? If your Santa sucks trade him in on a job and some self respect.
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Old Apr 4th, 2003, 12:17 PM       
Santa got me a dildacorn!
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Old Apr 4th, 2003, 12:49 PM       
Santa got me a Gamecube ^_^
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Old Apr 4th, 2003, 12:55 PM       
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Santa got me a dildacorn!
A dildocam ... is that for like ... pornos or sumpin'
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Old Apr 4th, 2003, 02:57 PM       
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Old Apr 4th, 2003, 02:59 PM       
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Old Apr 4th, 2003, 03:04 PM       
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Old Apr 4th, 2003, 03:34 PM       
Wiffles, you said you were 13 right? Do you go to school at all?
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Old Apr 4th, 2003, 03:40 PM       
Santas only real to the people that believ in him
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Me: I like santa hes the shit
Santa: This kids the shit ill buy him stuff, the other guys can stfu

Evil Me: Fuck santa, i got a jeep he isnt real
Santa: Fuck this honky he aint getting shit

Would you rather be or ?
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Old Apr 4th, 2003, 05:32 PM       
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Santa got me a dildacorn!
A dildocam ... is that for like ... pornos or sumpin'
I didn't say dildocam you... fruitcake ot sumpin'
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Old Apr 4th, 2003, 05:43 PM       
Santa needs to go on weightwatchers

and im talking about your dad, harty

MERRY CHRISTMAS
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Old Apr 4th, 2003, 06:38 PM       
santa is a soul-stealing robot.

and a drunk

and a pedophile

everyone knows this.
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Old Apr 4th, 2003, 07:00 PM       
Who is this "GADZOOKS" douche bag :/?
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