Macdonalds Conspiracy

[Bod]

Mind control indeed. People I used to consider bright and decent actually take their children to that place. WHY?! 'Ooh little Johnny, if ya do ya homework you can be fed offal mushed in lard with heaps of sugar and salt, served in lashings of day-glo chemical sauce. Smashing, why don't you just stick your kids heads down a sewer and be done? What decent parent thinks they're feeding young minds let alone bodies in a productive and loving manner? This is cruelty. Why don't they just reward their kids with alcohol and cigarettes and give up all hope of an enjoyable life for their offspring? Bastards.