I haven't seen a single gay cowboy thread on this board

[Ramco]

I wanna be a cowboy
'Cept I'm not gay
I wanna be a cowboy
But all cowboys are gay (or so they say)
I wanna be riding
With my cowboy mates
They'll be my best friends
As long as they stay straight

You know, I wanna be a cowboy
Riding towards the sun
Shooting bats and tigers
With my trusty gun
I wanna be a cowboy
But I don't own designer boots
I don't go out clubbing all night
And I don't takes it where I poops

I wanna be a cowboy
Riding a horse (not a man but a horse of course)
I wanna be a cowboy
And I'll show no remorse (just like John Wayne or Heath Ledger)
I wanna be riding
Where nobody knows my name
I wanna be a cowboy
As long as I saddle with dames



Now THIS is scary...
http://media.putfile.com/cowboy-for-jesus