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Old Feb 22nd, 2006, 11:53 PM        So, about God
I'm an agnostic, but I sure hope God doesn't exist. If he did, I'd have to kill him. Authoritarian bastard.

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Old Feb 22nd, 2006, 11:59 PM       
A just and loving god would not allow threads like this to exist.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2006, 12:42 AM       
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Old Feb 23rd, 2006, 07:28 AM       
There is a God; I do not think that it is possible for the world to come into existence without guidance from on high.

Plus, life is so beautiful and so superb ... I cannot even speak! It is so grand just to exist.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2006, 09:51 AM       
Nice thread, OAO. Thanks. Seriously. No one could have predicted it would draw Kulminate like a candle draws a moth and create a sucking vortex of stupidity. What an ironic way for such a really wonderful, important, neccesary thread to end.

I'm really sad I won't hear more about you needing to kill God if he exists. It sounded fascinating, and more than that, it really seemed like a fresh perspective, untrod iltellectual ground from a bold iconoclast.

What a shame. Not just for me. For humanity.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2006, 02:05 PM       
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There is a God; I do not think that it is possible for the world to come into existence without guidance from on high.

Plus, life is so beautiful and so superb ... I cannot even speak! It is so grand just to exist.
I can imagine a perfect being to exist.

Existence is a predicate of perfection.

If a being is perfect, it must exist.

God is a perfect being.

Therefore, God exists.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2006, 02:27 PM       
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There is a God; I do not think that it is possible for the world to come into existence without guidance from on high.

Plus, life is so beautiful and so superb ... I cannot even speak! It is so grand just to exist.
Well, I'm convinced.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2006, 03:46 PM       
Do you think God is bound by the rules of causality?
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Old Feb 23rd, 2006, 05:33 PM       
"Even if God didn't exist, it'd be necessary to create Him" -Voltaire
"Even if God did exist, it'd be necessary to abolish Him" -Nietzsche
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Old Feb 23rd, 2006, 10:39 PM       
Never claimed my thought was highly original.
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Old Feb 24th, 2006, 10:04 AM       
That's a relief.
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